2023 Completed

Arctic Rally

Three friends, an old Toyota Land Cruiser, no GPS and 9,000km of winter driving, from the south coast of England to the northernmost road in the world. And, crucially, home again.

9,000+km

driven

13

countries

18

days

−30°C

and colder

Feb/Mar 2023 – Arctic Rally

Arctic Rally | From the South Coast to the Arctic Circle

18 February – 5 March 2023
13 countries. Over 9,000 km. One very cold finish line.

Three years in the making, and finally done.

In February 2023, three long-term friends set off from the south coast of England with a simple but slightly unhinged objective: drive to the northernmost road in the world, well inside the Arctic Circle, in the middle of winter — and then get home again.

No GPS.
No motorways.
One 16-year-old car.

And temperatures that regularly dropped well below -30°C.

The idea

The Baltic Rally was born out of friendship, stubbornness, and a milestone birthday. Two of us have a long-standing appetite for discomfort and adventure. The third — who enjoys luxury hotels, fine dining and warm rooms — was dragged along against his better judgment. It felt only right.

We’d previously celebrated a 50th birthday by racing Husqvarna Enduro bikes across the Rhodope Mountains in Bulgaria, so expectations were already high. A winter drive to the Arctic felt like a natural (and entirely sensible) escalation.

The route

Over 18 days, we passed through 13 countries, circumnavigating the Baltic Sea and pushing steadily north:

  1. Germany
  2. Denmark
  3. Sweden
  4. Finland
  5. Norway
  6. Estonia
  7. Latvia
  8. Lithuania
  9. Poland
  10. The Netherlands
  11. Belgium
  12. France
  13. Back to the UK

Along the way we drove the northernmost highway in the world and reached the northernmost point of mainland Europe, deep inside the Arctic Circle.

The vehicle (and a race-day scramble)

True to our ethos of “reliable, but uncomfortable”, we settled on an almost 20-year-old Toyota Land Cruiser. In hindsight, it turned out to be the hero of the trip. It didn’t miss a beat and is still going strong today!

Preparation included:

  • An engine block heater for extreme cold starts
  • Additional spotlights
  • Roof trays
  • A full Toyota service
  • One holdall each for clothing and one for expedition kit

Winter tyres, however, nearly derailed the plan before we even started. Despite booking well in advance, UK supply fell through days before departure. Correct-size winter tyres for a Land Cruiser aren’t exactly common.

Rather than abandon the trip, we crossed the Channel and envisaged doing the entire rally on M+S tyres and chains. We spent the drive to Germany calling tyre centres around Hamburg. Eventually — and just in time — we managed to source the correct winter tyres locally and had them fitted on Day One of the rally.

Lesson learned early: flexibility beats planning.

Day one reality check

We left the UK via the Eurotunnel from Folkestone and drove overnight toward Hamburg. Somewhere along the autobahn, exhausted, we pulled into a roadside rest area for a few hours’ sleep.

While the others slept in the car, I opted for a sleeping bag and bivvy beside it. I slept surprisingly well — until daylight revealed my head had been positioned roughly a metre from the largest human turd any of us had ever seen.

A strong reminder to always check your surroundings before pitching camp.

Northbound into winter

From Hamburg, properly shod at last, we headed north into Scandinavia. Rain gave way to snow, forests froze solid, roads disappeared under ice, and daylight hours shrank dramatically.

Navigation was entirely old-school. Paper maps, guesswork, and the occasional wrong turn. Exactly as intended.

Despite the conditions, the Land Cruiser just kept going. Cold starts. Long days. Snow-covered roads. Not a single mechanical issue.

Why we did it

We took on the Baltic Rally in support of two charities close to our hearts:

  • RNLI — one of our crew serves on the Ramsgate lifeboat, and growing up by the sea means this cause runs deep for all of us.
  • Pilgrims Hospices — East Kent’s largest hospice charity, helping people facing incurable illness to live well, right to the end.

Most of us know someone who has relied on hospice care. A close friend of mine, recently given only months to live, has already made that journey himself. If our effort helped make even a small difference, it was worth every frozen mile.

Final thoughts

This trip was never about comfort, speed, or ticking boxes. It was about friendship, shared misery, solving problems on the fly, and seeing parts of the world most people never will — especially in winter.

Three years of delays thanks to Covid and geopolitics only made finally turning the key on 17 February 2023 that much sweeter.

Would we do it again?

Absolutely.

Would we leave winter tyres until Day One again?

…probably not.

Jason Crome and me in full lifeboat kit next to car 048. The Land Cruiser declined the dry suit
Jason Crome and me in full lifeboat kit next to car 048. The Land Cruiser declined the dry suit
With the Ramsgate inshore lifeboat: me standing, Jason in the boat. The only boat on this trip
With the Ramsgate inshore lifeboat: me standing, Jason in the boat. The only boat on this trip
Loading the roof box on the Eurotunnel train. Packing technique: optimistic
Loading the roof box on the Eurotunnel train. Packing technique: optimistic
Bedroom for the night: a bivvy bag on the grass beside the motorway
Bedroom for the night: a bivvy bag on the grass beside the motorway
Hamburg: thumbs up from the open doors. Optimism levels high
Hamburg: thumbs up from the open doors. Optimism levels high
The starting line. Last chance to back out. Nobody took it
The starting line. Last chance to back out. Nobody took it
A Dutch team’s Volvo with its bonnet up. Ours parked alongside, trying not to look smug
A Dutch team’s Volvo with its bonnet up. Ours parked alongside, trying not to look smug
The Hill of Crosses, Lithuania. A quiet moment between long drives
The Hill of Crosses, Lithuania. A quiet moment between long drives
A Bastard Burgers in the snow. The name alone earned a photo
A Bastard Burgers in the snow. The name alone earned a photo
Me on a frozen harbour, trusting the ice completely
Me on a frozen harbour, trusting the ice completely
Thumbs up from a hole in the ice. Nobody was forced. Officially
Thumbs up from a hole in the ice. Nobody was forced. Officially
Another team’s car having a lie-down in the snow. Not ours, thankfully
Another team’s car having a lie-down in the snow. Not ours, thankfully
Car, crew and a very cold river, from above
Car, crew and a very cold river, from above
Me at the Arctic Circle sign, looking far more relaxed than the car
Me at the Arctic Circle sign, looking far more relaxed than the car
The Land Cruiser in the snow
The Land Cruiser in the snow
An icy road, a low sun and a long way still to go
An icy road, a low sun and a long way still to go
Convoy rules for the road to the North Cape
Convoy rules for the road to the North Cape
The globe at North Cape. Made it
The globe at North Cape. Made it
The Children of the World sculptures at North Cape
The Children of the World sculptures at North Cape
Jason’s tent life: head torch on, phone out, beard doing most of the insulating
Jason’s tent life: head torch on, phone out, beard doing most of the insulating
A tent glowing under the stars. Cosier than it looks. Probably
A tent glowing under the stars. Cosier than it looks. Probably
Camp on a snowy beach at dawn: a tent and the car
Camp on a snowy beach at dawn: a tent and the car
The northern lights over the mountains. Worth every cold mile
The northern lights over the mountains. Worth every cold mile
Map: Arctic Rally
Baltic Sea Circle Winter rally logo

The facts

When
18 February – 5 March 2023
Where
Around the Baltic Sea to the Arctic
How
Driving, 13 countries
Distance
Over 9,000km
Raised for
RNLI and Pilgrims Hospices
Baltic Sea Circle Winter route graphic from the organisers: Hamburg, around the Baltic Sea, 7500km, 9 countries, 16 days, no GPS, no motorways
The Baltic Sea Circle Winter, as the organisers describe it.

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Training, kit disasters, the build-up and dispatches from the trail, mostly on Instagram and Facebook. All of the adventure, none of the frostbite.